If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Cast

Rose Byrne Rose Byrne As: Linda
Conan O'Brien Conan O'Brien As: Therapist
A$AP Rocky A$AP Rocky As: James
Danielle Macdonald Danielle Macdonald As: Caroline
Delaney Quinn Delaney Quinn As: Child
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Storyline

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.


Tagline: Everything is under control.
Certification: R

Details

Genres: Drama, Thriller

Language: English, Español

Release Date: 10 October 2025

Country: US

Runtime: 113m

Company Credits

Company: A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh

Revenue: $21,263

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Cast

Directed By

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Director

Kate Branom

Kate Branom

First Assistant Director

Carly Krim

Carly Krim

Second Assistant Director

Gordon Bell

Gordon Bell

Script Supervisor

Jasmin Osean Thomas

Jasmin Osean Thomas

Second Second Assistant Director

Callum Stembridge

Callum Stembridge

Second Second Assistant Director

Writing Credits

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Screenplay

Production Crew

Tatiana Bears

Tatiana Bears

Co-Producer

Bruno Vernaschi-Berman

Bruno Vernaschi-Berman

Co-Producer

Sara Murphy

Sara Murphy

Producer

Ryan Zacarias

Ryan Zacarias

Producer

Josh Safdie

Josh Safdie

Producer

Eli Bush

Eli Bush

Producer

Richie Doyle

Richie Doyle

Producer

Conor Hannon

Conor Hannon

Producer

Lauren Ebner

Lauren Ebner

Associate Producer

Ronald Bronstein

Ronald Bronstein

Producer

Geraldine Barón

Geraldine Barón

Casting

Salome Oggenfuss

Salome Oggenfuss

Casting

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Executive Producer

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Executive Producer

Rita Walsh

Rita Walsh

Co-Producer

Eduardo Sobrino

Eduardo Sobrino

Unit Production Manager

John Paul Lopez-Ali

John Paul Lopez-Ali

Co-Producer

Margaux Beck

Margaux Beck

Associate Producer

J. Izon

J. Izon

Associate Producer

Dennis Thomas

Dennis Thomas

Art Department Production Assistant

Ruby McCollister

Ruby McCollister

Casting Assistant

Emma Warren

Emma Warren

Casting Assistant

Elise Raven

Elise Raven

Casting Assistant

Meredith Jacobson Marciano

Meredith Jacobson Marciano

Background Casting Director

Tatiana Bears

Tatiana Bears

Line Producer

Evan Cathcart

Evan Cathcart

Production Coordinator

Alethia St. Joan

Alethia St. Joan

Production Secretary

Mary Beth Minthorn

Mary Beth Minthorn

Executive In Charge Of Production

Julie Velez

Julie Velez

Production Accountant

Samantha Santos

Samantha Santos

Location Manager

Katarina Dedicova

Katarina Dedicova

Assistant Location Manager

Kim Matullo

Kim Matullo

Post Production Accountant

Edited By

Lucian Johnston

Lucian Johnston

Editor

Camille Gilbert

Camille Gilbert

Assistant Editor

Zulema Young-Toledo

Zulema Young-Toledo

Assistant Editor

Nat Jencks

Nat Jencks

Colorist

Costume and Makeup

Elizabeth Warn

Elizabeth Warn

Costume Design

Sarit Klein

Sarit Klein

Makeup Department Head

Pamela May

Pamela May

Hair Department Head

Michelle Waldron

Michelle Waldron

Key Makeup Artist

John Nunn

John Nunn

On Set Dresser

Nina Bova

Nina Bova

Assistant Costume Designer

Willa Piro

Willa Piro

Costume Coordinator

Vicky Donner

Vicky Donner

Wardrobe Supervisor

Caroline Horton

Caroline Horton

Set Costumer

Katie Cooke

Katie Cooke

Set Costumer

Chris Curich

Chris Curich

Key Hair Stylist

Alan Scott

Alan Scott

Prosthetic Designer

Sound

Filipe Messeder

Filipe Messeder

Supervising Sound Editor

Filipe Messeder

Filipe Messeder

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Filipe Messeder

Filipe Messeder

Sound Designer

Ruy García

Ruy García

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Nick Caramela

Nick Caramela

Sound Effects Editor

Laura Heinzinger

Laura Heinzinger

Foley Editor

Ben Kruse

Ben Kruse

Foley Editor

Tommy Stang

Tommy Stang

Foley Artist

Patrick Southern

Patrick Southern

Sound Mixer

Deanna Williams

Deanna Williams

Boom Operator

Kristin Catuogno

Kristin Catuogno

ADR Editor

Kristin Catuogno

Kristin Catuogno

Dialogue Editor

Abby Harrison

Abby Harrison

Assistant Sound Editor

Jared Seidman

Jared Seidman

ADR Mixer

Chris Navarro

Chris Navarro

ADR Mixer

Jeffrey Roy

Jeffrey Roy

ADR Mixer

Melissa Chapman

Melissa Chapman

Music Supervisor

Annie Pearlman

Annie Pearlman

Music Supervisor

Visual Effects

Anders Nyman

Anders Nyman

Visual Effects Supervisor

Johann Kunz

Johann Kunz

Special Effects Supervisor

Jesse Morrow

Jesse Morrow

Visual Effects Producer

Brad Kalinoski

Brad Kalinoski

Visual Effects Supervisor

Camera

Christopher Messina

Christopher Messina

Director of Photography

James Schlittenhart

James Schlittenhart

First Assistant Camera

Alec Nickel

Alec Nickel

Second Assistant Camera

Logan White

Logan White

Still Photographer

Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss

Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss

Steadicam Operator

Chris Keenan

Chris Keenan

Key Grip

Lighting

Art Department

Carmen Navis

Carmen Navis

Production Design

Kyra Boselli

Kyra Boselli

Art Direction

Kaili Corcoran

Kaili Corcoran

Set Decoration

Samantha Figueira

Samantha Figueira

Art Department Coordinator

Kalani Akuna

Kalani Akuna

Graphic Designer

Molly E. Ramsay

Molly E. Ramsay

Set Dresser

David Dee

David Dee

Set Dresser

Erik Valentine

Erik Valentine

Set Dresser

Holly Wilson

Holly Wilson

Set Dresser

Bridget Rafferty

Bridget Rafferty

Property Master

Janelle Jones

Janelle Jones

Assistant Property Master

Pierre Rovira

Pierre Rovira

Construction Coordinator

Hassan Rahim

Hassan Rahim

Main Title Designer

Other Crew

Nitasha Bhambree

Nitasha Bhambree

Stunt Coordinator

Chris Barnes

Chris Barnes

Marine Coordinator

Dejay Roestenberg

Dejay Roestenberg

Stunt Double

Mohammed J. Ali

Mohammed J. Ali

Stunt Double

Declan Mulvey

Declan Mulvey

Stunt Driver

Caroline Vexler

Caroline Vexler

Stunt Driver

Scott Burik

Scott Burik

Utility Stunts

Aaron Vexler

Aaron Vexler

Utility Stunts

Anthony Mecca

Anthony Mecca

Utility Stunts

Mariusz Kubicki

Mariusz Kubicki

Utility Stunts

Lorenzo Zanini

Lorenzo Zanini

Loader

Jim Ranker

Jim Ranker

Special Effects Coordinator

Amy Cohn

Amy Cohn

Unit Publicist

Natasha Lyonne

Natasha Lyonne

Thanks

Sebastian Pardo

Sebastian Pardo

Thanks

Amy Seimetz

Amy Seimetz

Thanks

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